You guys go ahead, I’m just going to harvest his kidneys and I’ll catch up.

Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.

So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!

No way. I know acid, I’ve been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.

You should have seen the look on your skull...

I know it’s an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection.

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

I think I just had an evilgasm.

You know, the first two, I probably should’ve seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.